Humorous Wedding Speech by a Fellow Engineering Student :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech by a Fellow engineer Student Ladies and Gentlemen hello I would like to start by thanking Eric, on behalf of the bridesmaids, for his kind words. I am sure you will all adjudge that they look absolutely gorgeous and have carried out their duties magnificently. Im not sure how much tequila it took, but the bride arrived one time and plain cured of all her wedding day nerves. Also, we shouldnt forget James, the pageboy, who has withal done a sterling job straight off. You may have observe that he was entrusted with the rings and not me, the supposed best man. Eric, I bonk we were students together and back in those days I would have sure been tempted to pawn them both for some extra beer money but please, the drinks today are already on you. For those who dont know, I met Eric at Swansea University, where we both worn-out(a) three years not reading for a degree in Engineering. That said, we did conduct some excellent practical research on tika masala viscosity, chapatti-nan absorbency co-efficients, and the roving dynamics of snakebite and black. Actually, we met in the world-class marge in our Hall launderette. He came over and asked me if I knew how to operate the machines. It was about the 8th week of term and the clean clothes hed arrived from home with 2 months foregoing were in desperate need of liquid refreshment. Theres all so much that deodorant can do for a suspender of backpacker shorts. Anyway, we got chatting and I was immediately impressed by Erics friendliness, his willingness to talk lucidly on just about any subject, his quick mind, and how those same boxer shorts managed to make their get way to the washing machine. But much about those scholarly days shortly. As I did only tack together Eric a few years ago, Ive had to rely on his own account of earlier years. Apparently, the young Eric Wilson was an exceptionally gifted child. He sit his GCSEs whilst his contemporaries were doing the 11-plus and th en concentrated on his first novel, which he published at the age of 15. When it came to A-levels, his English teacher was left(a) in tears when he opted for the Sciences. He then reluctantly turn down offers from Oxford, Cambridge and Harvard, in order to study at that other long beacon of learning Swansea.